At 2 years and 5 months old, this little cheeky boy has been saying the darnest things. We have been engaging in very interesting conversations lately.
Incident 1 - At KKH when he was running a high fever and there were blood in his phlegm.
Him: Mummy, I don't want to see doctor. I am not sick. Mummy, you sick? (Tell me if I should laugh or cry...)
Incident 2 - He refused to go school and I was trying to find out from him why.
Him: I don't want to go school
Me: Why do you not want to go school?
Him: Because I am sick (I couldn't believe he said that!)
Me: No, you are not sick. So you have to go school.
Him: No I don't want to go school. I want to stay at home.
Me: Why do you want to stay at home?
Him: Because I want to be with ah ma (grandmother). *Sounds so sweet huh
Me: No, you have to tell me why you do not like school? You don't like your teachers?
Him: No (Now I'm getting somewhere finally)
Me: Which teacher do you not like?
Him: Zhang Lao Shi (now we all know why)
Me: Why you don't like Zhang Lao Shi?
Him: Because she beat me.
Me: Beat you where?
Him: My buttocks.
Well, I did ask the teacher but she denied. Hmmm... how am I going to resolve this? Now my boy has phobia of school and simply refused to attend school :(
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