Kids say the darnest things, so I've heard. But nothing beats experiencing it personally especially from my kid.
Now that Janelle is turning 4 years old, she is behaving like a lil grown up. Conversations with her has been very interesting, challenging, hilarious and exasperating to a certain extent.
Incident 1
Grandma: "Janelle, what do you want to be when you grow up? A docter?"
Janelle: "No, I want to be a Mummy. And didi will be jiu jiu (uncle)."
Incident 2
Me: "When you're no longer sick, I'll bring you to swim okay?"
Janelle: "Mummy, the word is
RECOVERED"
(
Underestimated my gal.
She knows her vocab well.)
Incident 3
Me: "Janelle, why are you carrying Alex?" (Alex from Madagascar)
Janelle" "Alex is sick. I am his mummy. He want me to carry him."
Me: "Okay, I go out and watch tv show. You look after Alex okay"
(5mins later)
Janelle came out from the room to the living room
Janelle: "Can you all keep quiet?" (in a harsh tone)
Me: "Janelle, that was very rude. Why are you asking us to keep quiet?"
Janelle: "Alex is sick. He want to sleep. You all too noisy. Softer okay?"
Incident 4
Me: "Janelle, can you hold my hands and follow me?"
Janelle: "No mummy, you are too slow. Walk faster."
Incident 5
Me: "Janelle, mummy go back to work okay?"
Janelle: "NO! I don't want mummy to go work."
Me: "But if mummy go to work, mummy can earn money and buy toys for you."
Janelle: "Never mind, daddy buy."
There were also cases where she can place us in an embarrassing moments with her words. But I guess that is part of a mummy's life. Afterall, a mum is always very adaptable to any situations especially where the kids are concerned.
The challenge in engaging a conversation with Janelle now: Always think thrice on my reply as she will remember almost every single word and she will re-butt me when i least expect it.